Finding a room in Berlin is an extreme problem, and extreme problems require extreme solutions.

This is an extreme solution.

We understand the struggles of finding a room in Berlin, and we’re here to help. Whether you’ve been searching for weeks or months, we know how frustrating it can be to come up empty-handed. That’s why we’ve created this website to be a one-stop-shop for those looking for a room in Berlin.

As well as tips and articles about Berlin, our website offers a unique solution for those looking for a room in the city. For a small fee, you can rent the website for an entire month and have it all to yourself. We’ll help you create a profile that stands out, and market the living daylights out of it. With our help, every Berliner who ends up on this website will see your profile. It’s not like the crowded classifieds websites – you will be the only one here for an entire month.

Our services include a photoshoot to showcase your best self, professional assistance in crafting your profile in German and English, and extensive marketing efforts to attract the right people to the website. We post articles to this site which will soon appear on Google and are designed to attract people living in Berlin to them. We also put stickers in random bathrooms in Berlin to ensure maximum visibility. We also employ a team of monkeys who roam the city 24/7 playing accordions and singing songs about this website.

We believe that extreme situations require extreme measures, and that’s why we’re here to help you. We’re confident that with our assistance, you’ll be able to find a room in Berlin in no time. Our goal is to make the room-hunting process as stress-free and efficient as possible, so you can focus on enjoying all that Berlin has to offer.

Thank you for choosing our website, and we look forward to helping you find your perfect room in Berlin!